Okay, last one, I know I covered several funny Google Answers already but this one may take the cake.
How do you [stop hiccups] according to Google? You can try to get a "Rectal Message" and "Have an Orgasm" according to this Google Answer:
If that doesn't do it for you, while doing those, Google suggests you
(A) Drink Water Plugged Ears
(B) Pull Your Tongue Out
Pete Meyers spotted this one and posted it on Twitter saying it is worrisome.
Forum discussion at Twitter.