I spotted a thread at the Google Webmaster Help forums that made me laugh, and since you guys are mostly SEOs, I feel you guys need a break and need to laugh also. So check out this thread where this webmaster is dead set on Google giving him his PageRank score.
First he asks "why my Google PageRank is still zero?" He goes through everything he has done right as an SEO but his score is still zero, it is not fair!
When someone replied that Toolbar PageRank doesn't exist any more, he then goes on to say that instead of that, he wants to "check the PageRank in Search Console?
When he was told there is no PageRank score available in Search Console (there use to be ages ago), he then asked for "the official list of the issues that affect the PageRank?"
This guy doesn't give up.
I do think it would be nice if Gary or John would just give him his PageRank score, so he doesn't have to go insane over not getting it. That would be the nice thing to do, don't you think?
Forum discussion at Google Webmaster Help.